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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I feel I'll said one woman on my uni course
I have some aspirin if you'd like, I helpfully offered.

"errm I don't think that will do any good, I'm a bit constipated" she whispered back

"ah, you should speak to my housemate then"

"is he a medical student?"

"no a mathematician, he can work anything out with a pencil and a bit of paper"

c:\run\getcoat.exe
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:08, 2 replies)
Delightful!

Also: the slashes are the other way round in DOS.

/pedant
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 17:37, closed)
duly edited

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:43, closed)

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