Hoovers etc.
I sold my hoover a while ago. Well, it'd only been gathering dust.

I sold it to an eskimo down the road. I asked him of he liked being an eskimo. He replied, "Yeah, I'm Inuit".

In her will my grandmother left me an antique Victorian wig weaving machine. Apparently it's the family heirloom.

I had a pet frog which killed itself. It kermitted suicide.

I went to a Judas Priest concert. After the show I was invited to Rob Halford's. I got nicked trying to break into a bike shop.

It's good to get those off my chest.
(Haywood Manley, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 18:59, Reply)