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Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I recently hosted a 'come as an emotion' fancy dress party..
...the turn out was good and pretty varied, we had a lady come dressed all in pin, covered in feathers being 'tickled pink', another chap wore just green clothes, topped off with a tshirt showing the 14th and 21st letters of the alpabet was 'green with envy'.

Anyway, it was going with a swing when at one AM there was a knock at the knock at the door and I was confronted by two stark bollock naked Irishmen demanding entry.

'You can't come in' said I 'you're not in fancy dress.'
'Ah to be sure we are' said the first Irishman, whose cock was dipped in a bowl of some kind of yellow dessert made from milk, cream, eggs and sugar 'y'see I'm fockin' disgusted'
'OK' I said 'what about your mate here?' I indicated his fellow countryman, whose penis was inserted into some kind of pulpy fruit.
'Ah he's deep in dispair'
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:54, 1 reply)
ah
ok, finally a good one. click!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 19:57, closed)

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