OK, the truth is
I can't think of any when you can make one about anything. I need a subject.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:48, 2 replies)

just doesn't work this week
no frame of reference, no pun.

i feel like i've read hundreds of xmas cracker jokes now and i feel ill...

...and we've still got a week of this! Shit!
( SpankyHanky, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:53, closed)

exactly!
What's the point of punning when asked for a pun?

The joy is in the unepectedness.
( Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:54, closed)

Ah...
I see what you did there...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:04, closed)