Sorry :(
When my hamster died, a friend told me a novel way to honour its memory would be to turn it into jam.
So I followed his instructions and made a pot of jam with the little deceased fellow.
I was intrigued to see what it tasted like so one day spread some of it on a piece of loaf. Not sure what I was expecting, but the stuff was bloody horrible and I chucked the jar out into the back garden. To my surprise when I looked out the next day there was a pile of daffodils growing there. I told my friend who had suggested this what had happened and he replied that this was rather strange as normally you get tulips from hamster jam.
(garrison, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 22:49, Reply)