Given the job of headline writer on the school newspaper!
It didn't last long. When looking at a story about how a certain teacher was taking a group of pupils on a three day trip that ended at the zoo, I came up with (name changed obviously)

"Mr Smith climaxes in zoo"

It never got through the net and I was told that my job was no longer mine!
(Dangerous Disco Trev Isn't my real name, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:17, Reply)