So this mallard walks into a doctor's office
and goes "QUACK!"

The enraged doctor throws her stethoscope at the slanderer, then realises her mistake and shouts "DUCK!"

Later, she goes out for a chinese meal. She places her order and before long, another mallard waddles over with a rose in its beak. The bird drops the flower on the doc's plate and says to her "your eyes are like stars sparkling in the sky, your beauty is enchanting"

The doctor calls over the waiter and says "There's been a mistake, I ordered aromatic duck"

Finally, has anyone noticed how much ducks sound like they're laughing? Perhaps they also enjoy quacking a joke.

Anyone know any more duck jokes?
( chart cat has an itch, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:20, 3 replies)

Arthur Mallard once said
How do you make a duck sing?

Put it in the oven till it's Bill Withers
(insomniac-surfer oh go on then, just this once, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:44, closed)

Ducks never fly upside down...
'Cos if they did, they'd quack up...
( snee held his breath since, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:35, closed)

There's two ducks crossing the road in Belfast.
"Quack quack," says one duck.
"Fuck off, I'm going as quack as I can."
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:05, closed)