Does this count as a pun?
Twas about a year ago and me and a couple of chaps were in a wetherspoons in Birmingham (Square Peg if anybody is local, I know, shit hole).

Now it was a Saturday night and a couple of chaps had been out the night before and so were talking about the events which had happened.

My one friend was quite incensed how he was dancing and one girl was being particularly rough with him, pulling his hair and shirt.

He then went on to say that she ripped his shirt down the middle exposing his chest and how he looked like Tom Jones.

Within a split second I butted in and said "Its Not Unusual".

I got a round of applause and didn't have to buy another drink that evening.
(PassTheKhat, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 0:25, 1 reply)

:-)
Clicky for the Square Peg! Kick off for many a night at the Que club...
And I'm not even a Brummie....
(Beer Elf Thought this was like a campfire, anyhow, on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:20, closed)