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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A Woman Goes To The Doctors

"Doctor, I'm really worried. My pussy is singing" she said

"OK" says the doctor "Drop you knickers and get on the couch"

So the woman does and the doctor examines her. Sure enough, out of her pussy he can hear:

"Man United, Man United - we'll support you ever more......."

"Ah" says the doctor "It's nothing to worry about. Loads of cunts sing that...."


Chees
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 1:25, 1 reply)
does. not. compute.
Arent you a geordie? Surely theres irony in that.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 14:35, closed)

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