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A man goes to the doctor, fairly distressed.

"Doctor, I've noticed that every time I pass wind it makes a very strange noise"

The doctor gets the patient to go into the examination room and take a seat.

"See, every time I get flatulent, it does this..." and raises his leg and lets forth with a trouser trumpet. Only instead of a raspberry sound, the fart sounded a solid "Honda!"

"Ah, yes" said the Doctor, "You have an abscess. Take this medicine and see me in a week"

"An abscess you say, Doc?"

"Yes, abscess makes the fart go Honda"




Ok, leaving...
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 5:40, Reply)