This is shit. Really.
A group was trekking through the Amazon Jungle when some of the group were struck with near-crippling constipation.
The group found a local tribe, who sent them into the jungle in search of a rare fern, whose leaves were to be used on their bunged up rectums.
The search for the ferns took 2 days, but they dutifully took the fern leaves back to the tribe, who made a special paste which was then applied to the ringpieces of the suffering group.
That night, each one of the constipated group's bowels released and they were able to pass normally.
The next morning, the translator for the group said "Those ferns were amazing, we thought we'd end up in hospital getting colonics"
The chief and shaman of the tribe looked at them and said solemnly "Well, with fronds like that, who needs enemas?"
(David CopAFeel Used to be The_Elcat - Spouting crap since 1970., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 5:49, Reply)