I was in a Chinese restaurant....
...having some dinner, when I noticed that one of the specials was for the Chef to cook his world famous stir fry at your table.

I looked up from the menu and saw that the Chef was cooking one of his stir fried for somebody else, I took this as an opportunity to see how this worked.

The Chef took his wok and threw the vegetables in. I was taken aback as the wok was quite small. The Chef mixed in some chicken and soy sauce and within 10 minutes the whole stir fry was done. The Chef presented it to the diner and bowed.

Without even touching the food, the diner started to season his food. He picked up the cruet set and started flavouring his food.

The Chef went scarlet. I mean, he was fuming! For some reason, the Chef took the seasoning of his food as some sort of insult. The next few seconds, I couldn't believe.....

The Chef snatched the pot from the diner and threw it square at his head, causing a nasty cut on his head. Whilst the diner was trying to recover from that, the Chef picked up his small wok and repeatedly started hitting the diner with it.

It took 3 waiters to pull the Chef off the diner. The ambulance and police eventually turned up. The paramedics pronounced the diner dead. So the police arrested the Chef.

I wasn't eating here, so I left.

Next morning, I was reading the local paper and they'd reported on this incident. The Chef was arrested and charged with......

"A-Salt-with-Deadly-Wee-Pan"!

I'll be here all week....unfortunately.....
(The Stig, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 7:46, 1 reply)

Ah, but..
..the pan is mightier than the sword
(greatoldone Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl f'tagn, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:44, closed)