A packs of M&M's and a bounty bar....
... were sat in the pub explaining to tube of smarties about a fight that had happened in there the night before.

"So Chewits grabbed a stool to defend himself againts maltesers, and doubledecker got stuck into lion bar... it was crazy..."

-Then suddenly - as he remembered something from the fight - the bounty bar's dark chocolate turned white...

"Fuck... Do you remember what happened to Twix?"

"Yeah... shit.. he upset Halls and Strepsil didn't he?"

... Smarties didn't understand the significance...

"What lads.. What does that mean?"

Ashen-faced M&M's and Bounty turned to him and explained... Twix is dead: you should never upset them two.. they're fucking Menthol.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 9:37, Reply)