cough cough
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grins!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:28, 1 reply)

Sorry, Halfy
Can honestly say if I trawl through the majority of the gags you'd find in christmas crackers that are on offer this week I'll go on a mental gun rampage...

EDIT: Was it the Scottish Sun??? It's bugging me now...
( SpankyHanky, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:31, closed)

salright
was a fantastic headline though!
(Halfy By light alone, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:33, closed)

Yes it was the Sun
And on both sides of the border too, headline was that good not to lead with it in England.

The Daily Record had 'Eleven Green Bottlers'.
(Capo, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 10:40, closed)