PunsTell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
(
Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
« Go Back
The captain*true story*
A bloke with a big white beard walked into a cricket ground to watch a cricket match we were about to play.
One of the lads in our team, stood on the balcony, witnessed this & exclaimed "Fucking hell, Captian Birdseye's just walked in"
"Shhh, keep quiet or he might findus"
*NB - this joke works best in a North-eastern accent*
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 12:04, Reply)
« Go Back