Frog story
A frog walks into a bank, and asks to see a personal banker.

He is shown to a desk: behind the desk sits a kindly-looking man, whose name plate says: "Mr. Whack".

"My name is Kermit Jagger", says the frog. "I'd like a loan please."

"How much?" replies the personal banker, in a thick Irish accent.

"£10,000", replies the frog.

"Well, if I'm going to loan you that much, I'll need come collateral. Are you a homeowner?"

"No, unfortunately not", replies the frog. "I rent."

"Well, do you have anything else of value?"

"Hmm", ponders the frog. "I do have this...", he says, as he produces a porcelain figurine from his pocket, in the shape of an elephant.

The banker is confused, as he can't see how it could possibly be valuable. But, not wanting to offend the frog, he asks him to wait for a minute while he goes to talk to the bank manager.

"Sir", he says. "I have a frog here called Kermit Jagger. He wants to borrow some money. Unfortunately, the only thing he can offer me is this white elephant. What should I do?"

The bank manager grins, and replies:

... wait for it ...

"It's a knick-nack, Paddy Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a rolling stone!"
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 15:54, 5 replies)

Oh come on
it's bin dun on the first bloody page.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:27, closed)

it's not so much the QOTW...
.. but more the repetitive answers that are stamping "Helping the police with their enquiries" in my near future.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:46, closed)

Oops
Damnit. I didn't see the first page.
(EuroSong I love horse meat: best of all the animals, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:49, closed)

Don't worry,
..you're not alone ;)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:26, closed)

not to mention
the 2nd, 3rd...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 17:26, closed)