Freud...
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

Probably bindun but it's the first thing I thought of.
(Skawt, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:15, 2 replies)

i had one of those once
i meant to ask the wife to pass me the ketchup, but ended up saying 'you fucking bitch, you've ruined my life'.



chortle chortle. i don't really have a wife, that joke just sounds better in the first person.
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 16:23, closed)

No,
A freudian penis is when you say one thing and mean another.
(TDub Nunc id vides, nunc ne vides on, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 20:57, closed)