Totally not a pun
But another Little Waster classic.

Wor lass is a dinner lady at the local school. She come herm wern day an' says "There's a new laddie at school. He's frerm Nigeria".

"Nigeria", Ah said, "Where's that?"

"Ah divvent knaa", said the wife, "but it canne be far; he gan's herm fer 'is lunch".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 19:03, Reply)