Red Demigod sticks his oar in
Not long after Pink Goddess came into my life, when we still had my pit and her flat, we'd spend weekends at the house. Pink Goddess is a bit of a domestic goddess, and likes everything clean and tidy. I... wasn't so domesticated at that time.

So, most weekends, she'd have to clean something. It was the turn of the toilet, which she'd scrubbed, polished, waxed and buffed to the point where you could probably eat off it. After a demanding week's work, she was rather tired, and scrubbing bogs isn't the most relaxing activity.

Sunday night, we were just dropping Red Demigod with his mother before heading back to Pink Goddess' flat for the week. She pointed out that she didn't think it was fair that she had to clean the house, and was complaining somewhat. She made her point forcefully (but beautifully) and ended up demanding "How do you think I feel after cleaning your toilet all day?"

"Pooped", Red Demigod answered.

How we laughed.
(purplegod counting down for Christmas!, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 21:09, Reply)