I would make lots of puns about herbs and fish
But now is neither the thyme nor the plaice.
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:04, 6 replies)

ooohhh..
lavverly. It's a new one to me.

*Clicks'
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:08, closed)

fishy
I've haddock quite enough of you young man

about time you changed your tuna, although i can't help but feel parsley responsible

i could go on, but i won't
( Rhubarb_Triangle, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:11, closed)

...
I'd kipper your lip buttoned if I were you.

there's a plaice and thyme for this (oooh. re-cursive, get me) but I trout that it matters to you.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:14, closed)

Ah but he's young
he'll cod on eventually. Youth of today.. utterly sole-less. I don't want to carp on about it, I'm sardine to get tired!
(blueberrypossum wants to Jaffa your Cake, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:35, closed)

For fuck's hake!
I can't believe what I'm herring! Get off your perch. There's no need to get crabby. Whale you're here squabbling and carping on, why not goby a better person instead? Honestly, the youth of today don't even know they're prawn.

Or is this all just a bream?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:46, closed)

Get of MY perch?
There's no need to be so shellfish
( ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:15, closed)