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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I'd kipper your lip buttoned if I were you.

there's a plaice and thyme for this (oooh. re-cursive, get me) but I trout that it matters to you.
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:14, 1 reply)
Ah but he's young
he'll cod on eventually. Youth of today.. utterly sole-less. I don't want to carp on about it, I'm sardine to get tired!
(, Fri 6 Mar 2009, 23:35, closed)
For fuck's hake!
I can't believe what I'm herring! Get off your perch. There's no need to get crabby. Whale you're here squabbling and carping on, why not goby a better person instead? Honestly, the youth of today don't even know they're prawn.

Or is this all just a bream?
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 7:46, closed)
Get of MY perch?
There's no need to be so shellfish
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:15, closed)

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