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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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There was a lorry packed with tortoisesGoing down the M1. The truck crashed, spilling its contents.
It was a turtle disaster.
Again, best read in a Geordie accent
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 7 Mar 2009, 0:07,
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