Inflatable boy
There was once an inflatable boy who went to an inflatable school. But he wasn't happy. He nursed his resentments for years until one day he lost it. He came into school with a pin.

He popped his inflatable teacher. Then he went to his classmates and popped them one by one. Then he stuck the pin into the school which went down with a bang. And finally, with a cry of anguish, he stuck it into himself.

Two days later he woke in the inflatable hospital. He was lying in bed attached to a pump, face to face with an inflatable policeman, who shook his head and said

'Son, you've let your teacher down, you've let your school down, but most of all, you've let yourself down'.
( flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 12:46, Reply)