You would not believe the pride that coursed through me...
When I came up with this:

George Michaels bursts into a bakers, and starts throwing a complete shitfit.

"I bought this cake here the other day, and it's bloody awful. It's all lumpy and stuff."

The head baker examines it and then says,

"Ah, I see the problem here. We've got a trainee in and he hasn't done the eggs properly."

"Aha!" Exclaims George, "what you've got here is a careless whisker."

Thank you and goodnight.
(shinobiboabi, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 17:18, Reply)