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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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England goalkeepers
A few years ago, people were still debating whether David James could live up to the standard of his predecessor.

Watching England playing against whoever it was on one of these occasions, a girl turned to me in the pub and (without a hint of irony) said:

"David James may pull it off from time to time, but the quality of Seaman is incredible."

i pissed myself.
(, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 23:03, 3 replies)
Did you piss yourself
Because it was a double entendre and not a pun?
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:08, closed)
well, double entendres can be puns
and vice versa. plus, let's face it, that was funny either way
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 8:46, closed)
Agreed, it *is* funny...
I was just in a bit of a shitty mood when I posted that. Damn internet!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 14:00, closed)

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