PunsTell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Worst ever pun?The other day I encountered a very ill rabbi vomiting in the gutter. Showing commendable initiative I collected some of the sputum in a saucepan. I took the saucepan to a nearby Abba concert and flung the contents over the lead singers.
I think they were being ironic when they replied "Thank you for the jew sick".
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 0:01, 1 reply)
I am going to slap youso fucking hard for that.
After I click.
Cunt.
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Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 5:15,
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