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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Chinese Buffet.
End of meal. Obligatory fortune cookies have been passed out. Friend opens hers.

Friend: "Aw, mine's empty!"

Me: "That's.... unfortunate"

Cue: General hilarity. (For truez though- she even put it in her facebook quotes! I was secretly pretty chuffed. May have been my finest moment.)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 9:22, Reply)

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