Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
A man accidentally swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his wife telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
When chemists die, we barium
( , Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:52, Reply)
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
A man accidentally swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his wife telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses.
A baker stopped making donuts after he got tired of the hole thing.
The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered
I would like to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe?
When chemists die, we barium
( , Sun 8 Mar 2009, 18:52, Reply)
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