Spike Milligan....
...pretty much everything he wrote, apart from the bits about his mates dying and him getting shell-shock.

"What are you doing in that piano"

"I'm hiding"

"Don't be absurd, Hyden's been dead for years!"

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"Put the cat out"

"Why"

"It's on fire"

one BILLION etceteras!
(CADmonkey rollllllllled another one, just like the other one, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 20:56, 2 replies)

i love you.and him.that is all

(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Mon 9 Mar 2009, 1:51, closed)

Haydn
*no charge for this information*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 8:44, closed)