PunsTell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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2 of the best - used in real lifeManaged to sneak these in at work
Morning meeting, one guys says he's off on Wednesday, has to paint his garden fence.
Say I " I occasionally buy myself a tin of Creosote."
Several "Whys?"
"Because I like to treat myself now and then"
I fall about laughing.
On a remote part of the site, studying the wetland natural bio-filter with the environmental consultant, I managed to slip in...
"And how long have you been working in this field?"
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:29, Reply)
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