My Friend...
... was a bit of a pun fiend and one day when he was reading the local paper he saw a competition offering a prize for the best pun sent in. He promptly sent them not 1, not 5 but 10 puns. He eagerly awaited the results to be published, desperately hoping one of his entries would win but alas,

no pun in ten did
(Immy The Great gave himself to Jesus, but now Jesus never calls, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 21:47, Reply)