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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Medical ones
I'll get my coat in advance, but after I had some keyhole surgery in 2002 the following exchange took place:

Doctor: I need to inform you that you have been fitted with a catheter, and will need it for the next 24 hours.

Me: A catheter? That's taking the piss.
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I also know a guy who had a prostate check. It's OK, he had the thumbs up!
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:00, Reply)

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