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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Mr and Mrs Noose and their young son
..live in a small cottage at the bottom of the hill.

One morning daddy Noose sets off to get the newspaper and croissants for breakfast. Nobody knows what happened, but he never returned.

The next morning mummy Noose, who is a bit agoraphobic, leaves little Jimmy behind and sets off for the shops. Something dreadful must have happened as she was never seen again.

On the third morning little Jimmy Noose empties his piggy bank and sets off for the shop. Whatever happened to Jimmy, I hope he managed to find his mummy and daddy as he has never been seen again either.

That is the end of the Noose, here is the Weather Forecast.
:-)
(, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 22:35, Reply)

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