Mine is the one where he comes on stage holding a violin
and a painting.

"I was cleaning out my attic, when I found a Stradivarius and a Rembrandt!"

"Unfortunately, Stradivarius couldn't paint and Rembrandt made crap violins!"

(he smashes the violin through the painting, then stamps on both of them)
( chart cat has an itch, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 5:39, Reply)