How did you sleep?
As a caring and attentive boyfriend, I always ask my other half in the morning, just after we've woken up, how she's slept. She'll tell me, then invariably say 'How did you sleep?'

I always reply 'Well, I just laid down and closed my eyes... and it came naturally, really'.

I am, in fact, the funniest man in the world. I'll make a good dad.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:47, 2 replies)

I do that one
It's only a step up from "How did you find the peas?", "Well I looked next to the potatoes and there they were!"
( JebediahSpringfield, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 10:58, closed)

Glad I'm not alone...
my missus probably wants to kill me. And with good reason.
( CaptainCrackerjack live trout, slow motion, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 11:29, closed)