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(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Ahhh so
Mrs Wong was desperate for her daughter to have a caucasian child, but try as she might she could not find a willing foreign devil to impregnate her daughter.

Finally she heard an old folk tale that if a Chinese sister and brother procreate they will produce caucasian babies. So Mrs Wong made her son impregnate her daughter.

After waiting impatiently for nine months the baby was born. To Mrs Wong's chagrin the baby turned out to be Chinese.

That's when she realised . . . two wongs don't make a white.



(Sorry, that's one minute of your life you're never getting back!)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 9:53, Reply)

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