Fred the cow
In 2007, there was once a young male cow called Fred going about his financial business in the city as he always did. As an investment banker and the CEO of a large financial institution, young Fred was very bullish about the market.

Alas, in late 2008, disaster struck and the markets crashed, leaving poor Fred very much in a bear market…

…where he was eaten by proletariat ursine debt collectors.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 15:48, Reply)