Puns
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
"Lillette?"
"No thanks, I don't smoke".
O_o
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powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 16:19,
closed)
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"Cigarette?"
"No thanks; I use Lilettes".
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Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:26,
closed)