Again with the sorry
Q: What do you call an alien with no eyes?
A: Alen

and

Q: What is E.T short for?
A: He has little legs...
(hovisbiscuit a big boy did it and ran away..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:27, 3 replies)

thanks for reminding me of the E.T. one
loves that :D
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:32, closed)

Most welcome...
Spent an entire drunked up bus journey from the IOW festival back to base entertaining the bus with these nuggets.
(hovisbiscuit a big boy did it and ran away..., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:39, closed)

or
What does E.T. stand for?

Pretty much everything - he's too short to reach sitting down.

Sorry.
( heyrudi has just found this setting, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 18:21, closed)