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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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A bear walks into a bar...
...he asks the barman, "Can I have a pint......................................................................................................................................of lager?".
To which the barman says, "Why the big pause?"

(admittedly this one sounds better than it reads..pause...paws...bears have big paws...ah forget it!)
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:33, 3 replies)
I speak for many.
*Slap*
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 17:40, closed)
dear god
I've barely glanced at the answers this week and I've still seen this same shit joke at least 5 times, if not more....
(, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 20:42, closed)
Give credit where credit's due
It's a genius joke, the first time. But for most people, that's when they were about six.

Repetition is the work of the devil.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 7:09, closed)

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