Chicken Fucker !
It get's lonely at night, sometimes...

Once when I was working on the farm I was desperate to get laid, I mean, I'd been there for a whole four hours and still hadn't got any...

So, as you do, I decided to grab the nearest chicken clucking happily away in the farmyard, go to the barn, and shove it's head up my arse.

Felt good. Felt great, infact. But after a few moments of chicken-based anal fun, I realised I'd got it stuck up there.

Panic! Blind fucking panic!

I slept in the barn that night. I was too ashamed to go and find help for my chicken-sex-related-problem. Not again! I thought to myself. (Only the previous time it was with a pheasant, so I suppose its not the same at all). The next morning the farmer found me, trousers round my ankles, the lifeless, feathery body of the chicken sticking out my rectum and trailing between my legs. It looked like I was giving birth... to a chicken...

"Fuckkin 'ell, Spanky! You need to go to a fucking hospital NOW!!!" reasoned the famer.

"I would, Mr Farmer," I replied. "But I don't think I could stand the embarresment."

"What - about having a chicken stuck out your arse, boy?"

"No, not that - it's just that some bright spark's gonna make a pun about me having a cock stuck up my arse, and that's shameful and sinful..."

The farmer just stared...
( SpankyHanky, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:14, 2 replies)

HaHaHa!
Something actually FUNNY! Nice one!
(Grrrrr Tigers, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:18, closed)

Was giving up on reading this week
thanks Mr Hanky.
(Save Us All !!!, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 10:31, closed)