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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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"Where the fuck are we gonna go on holiday?"

"Europe?"

"I know, I've been up for half an hour, now where the fuck are we gonna go on holiday?"
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, 2 replies)
Reminds me...

Prince Philip: "So, Liz, where do you want to go on Holiday this year?"

Queen: "Fuck it!"

Prince Philip: "Fair enough...Thailand it is!"

Disclaimer: I know perfectly well that Phuket is actually pronounced 'poo-kett' but that wouldn't be funny now would it?

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What do you mean my joke wasn't funny anyway?

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*tumbleweeds*

oh
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:48, closed)
Ha ha ha
POO-ket

Poo. He he.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 6:55, closed)

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