
Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.
Suggested by MatJ
( , Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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...he must be going mad. I see he was found with a vacuum cleaner near Speakers Corner cleaning up all the litter.
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'Orchestral Man Hoovers in the Park'.
I thank you.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:10, 2 replies)

Ernie asks Eric why he's using his old violin.
Answer - I gave Yehudi Me New 'Un...
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:42, closed)

when I was but a small boy, after a young musician competition he was judging. He signed my programme which is still up in the loft somewhere.
( , Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:26, closed)
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