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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Yehudi Menuhin......he must be going mad. I see he was found with a vacuum cleaner near Speakers Corner cleaning up all the litter.
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'Orchestral Man Hoovers in the Park'.
I thank you.
(, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 16:10, 2 replies)
Seem to recall a Morecambe & Wise sketchErnie asks Eric why he's using his old violin.
Answer - I gave Yehudi Me New 'Un...
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I met himwhen I was but a small boy, after a young musician competition he was judging. He signed my programme which is still up in the loft somewhere.
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Anthropos Was making beer on, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 18:26,
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