I remember When Versace was gunned down.....
and "The Sport" headline was

"SHOOT(s) YOU, SIR"




and a one more time... the more I hear it the more I love it...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 7:26, 10 replies)

bindun
and it was 'shoots you sir'

/pedant
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:25, closed)

Had it occurrred to you...
... That I might have been trying to point that small fact out?

*taps Pedant head to see if it sounds empty*


3 times on this page so far...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 8:31, closed)

But what about
when Versace was gunned down, though?

Did you SEE the headlines?

Hilarious - 'Shoots you sir'


Ah - can't believe it's not been done yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:08, closed)

nuts
incidentally...

Ken and Kenneth only ever say "suit you sir"

never "Suits you sir"

but you're right... most people incorrectly say "suits you"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:11, closed)

ok, so for a non-native english speaker
can someone please explain this pun?
it's driving me NUTS now

is it shoots sounding like suits?
(bucsie, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 10:51, closed)

Yep
shoots sounds like suits. Thats about it, really.

Was from a sketch show on British TV where a couple of fellas working in a tailors minced about and said: "Suit you!" loads. The Fast Show.

Thats it. Wooo.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:04, closed)

here you go... Ken and Kenneth. :)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1fMf8CB7jE

"Will you be giving it to her sir?"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:09, closed)

One of the headlines
around the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce case, around the time that revelations of her previous life as a prostitute were coming out, was:

RUMPY-STUMPY


I still giggle about it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, closed)

at least
that is

a. original
and
b. funny

unlike this SHOOTS YOU SIR shite
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, closed)

Sure?
but it hadn't been done before.. honest!
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:13, closed)