One of the headlines
around the Paul McCartney/Heather Mills divorce case, around the time that revelations of her previous life as a prostitute were coming out, was:

RUMPY-STUMPY


I still giggle about it.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:23, 1 reply)

at least
that is

a. original
and
b. funny

unlike this SHOOTS YOU SIR shite
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:37, closed)

Sure?
but it hadn't been done before.. honest!
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:13, closed)