There was a conference to discuss the global effect of this QotW…

Every world leader was invited, but the only ones who bothered to turn up were the royal male Islamic religious heads of state from Iran, Azerbaijan, Bahrain and Iraq.

The first Monarch took to the podium and said:

“We should go out on a collective mission, to ensure that anybody who is not strong be totally ignored!...but anyhoo…before that, has anybody read the stack of ‘no-pun-in-ten-did’ replies yet?”

The second king slaps his thigh and shouts: “I agree with your plan, your majesty…and what about the ‘Shoots you, sir!’ ones? FFS!” *laughs*

The third retorted: “Count me in your highness...I move that only those here present should embark on this adventure!. Oh, and in the meantime, don't get me started with that 'Super-Calley-go-ballistic-Celtic-are-atrocious' effort! If I read that one more time I’m going to ram a cunting knitting needle through my eye socket!”


The fourth leader nodded, and looked despondently at the three men before solemnly declaring:


“Hmmm…it seems to me that this quest – ‘shun of the weak’…is just four-king shi-ite!”


Then they all got pissed, shagged birds and waited until Thursday.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:03, 5 replies)

Thankyou Mr Flake
for making me laugh for the first time today. I doubt I will do it again reading this QOTW today.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:11, closed)

You've pulled one out of the bag
Thank fuck for that. *click*
( chart cat has an itch, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:22, closed)

ahhhh.
my trouser-gopher is weeping tears of appreciation.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 9:34, closed)

Fucking
magnificent!!!
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:01, closed)

*clicks*
Couldn't have put that better myself.
(Spangulum nailing your mother since 1824, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 11:22, closed)