Hehe...
I have 2 sons, and TPMPF allowed me to name the first. I suggested 'Jack' and she agreed!

I forgot to mention that I named him after the Scrumpy that I was leathered on when he was conceived...

But as for animals, there are no limits.

So far my names for animals have included:

'Pope John Paul II' (Upgraded to Jesus Christ after he survived a potentially fatal accident - there's a post about that somewhere)
'Alan' (after Shearer - long story)
'The Intense Humming Of Evil' (longer story)
'Flash...AAAHHH! - King of the impossible'
'Plebian'
& 'Gertbucket squat-thrust'

TPMPF has since felt the need to resolve me of anything that requires creative thinking or responsibility.

Quite right too. I think it's for the good of mankind that I am never.allowed.to.do.anything.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:03, 2 replies)

When I was a kid I had two tortoises
I named one Argos and the other Index.

I had some goldfish too; named Radiator, Lightbulb, Sink, Carpet, and Tyson (after Mike): Tyson was a big black fucker... The fish, that is... and the man, I suppose.
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:17, closed)

Please please please
Explain "The Intense Humming of Evil".
Long as it may be, it can't be worse than most of this QoTW.
( uberdeity Wondered why Owen Lars knew of the term "hell" on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:53, closed)