There was once this website
Where occasionally an interesting question would be set each week. Sometimes the responses would be funny, others lies, but the majority were often badly written by seventeen year olds.

Everyone was happy with this status quo... or happy-ish as the suggestions page seemed to be ignored on a regular basis.

Then someone said "Why don't you pick this week's question?"

Someone else replied "What, did you say the weakest suggestion?"

The end.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:15, 9 replies)

This is a serious situation
I'm even considering doing some actual, real-life, bonafide work. WORK!!! The thing they pay me to do... Fuck me...
( SpankyHanky, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:20, closed)

Tell me about it...
...lucky I've got a shitload of work to do this week.

My productivity has increased 250%.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:20, closed)

Although I'm sad...

...that your job has meant you haven't been able to get on this site much lately...I bet you're bloody glad about it this week?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 12:20, closed)

Are you 17?
As this seems to meet the majority's criteria.
( @><|= w0nu!) or cunt to my friends, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:19, closed)

I wasn't exactly aiming for a Pulitzer...
...I make no apologies for my post reflecting my general state of apathy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 11 Mar 2009, 13:23, closed)

I'm 17...

oh, hang on...are you talking about age?...or weight in tonnes stones?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:41, closed)

I thought I Was alone on this one...
I've witnessed a serious hike in my own productivity too :)
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:45, closed)

At last
something worthy of clickage.

This has been a strange week...Thursday soon, thank God.
( I_Was_Mordred, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:49, closed)

Winner.
Must be...
(emadex thinks the world will end on, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:34, closed)