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Tell us your best ever puns - get them out of your system now and let's not see them again.

Suggested by MatJ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2009, 12:52)
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Bastard Offspring
The garret door's lock gave easily. Two men entered, guns drawn, to assess the scene.

It was one they'd seen all too often. The booths at either end of the loft were a dead giveaway, but it was the slowly writhing figure before them, with its compound eyes and clawlike hands, that clinched it. Disturbed, swarms of flies rose from every surface.

"What's drawing them all?" The younger man asked.

"To a fly, size really must matter," his companion replied.

The younger man surveyed the grossly mutated figure as it spasmed.

"He made a pretty fly, for a white guy."
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 14:56, 2 replies)
Ha!
Excellent!!!
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:00, closed)
Ta!
I should get out more.
(, Wed 11 Mar 2009, 15:16, closed)

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