my last pun i promise
an old women is sat on the bus behind two young italian men, listening in on the following convosation.....

(please read this as its spelt)

emma comes first,
thena i
thena botha es
thena i
thena botha es
thena i
thena pee
thena i

women: thats disgusting how you can both talk about sex with his girlfriend like that!!

italian man: noa youa missa understanda me, i was telling my frienda how to spell mississipi
(gingerbollocks 'happy and content' since, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 1:26, 2 replies)

arf...
hate to be a massive twat, but it's two P's.... my old grandpa used to do the onomatopeic m I ss I ss i pp I and I've never forgotten it :P
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 4:25, closed)

indeed
thena botha pee

Maybe?
(purp is here, avoding the naughty step, Thu 12 Mar 2009, 8:27, closed)